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The Woods Report

Navigating the cannabis market can be challenging - from the multitude of strain names, new growers and brand names, as well as concerns about the quality of the product. We get that. And that's why we have our expert budtender teams put every single product that sits on our shelves through a full testing process, in order to become Woods Certified through The Woods Reports. 

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The Woods Certification Process

1. Pre-smoke, the bud is inspected under a fine microscope to uncover the finer physical details such as the trichome density, type and aging as well as other characteristics. Package details are compared with lab tested results for the specific batch and compared to other reviews to understand any commonalities where possible.

2. During the smoke, testers undertake a few small dry pulls with a spliff or bong and meticulously note characteristics of the flavor and ash color.  

3. After, testers utilize their sommelier and grow training to begin to record details of the high onset, peak and come-down.

The Woods Certified Strain Reviews

Simply Bare | BC Organic White RNTZ

#024 - BC Organic White RNTZ

"BC Organic White RNTZ is an indica-dominant Afghan Hybrid cross between Gelato and Zkittles"

First Class Funk |.Ghost Drops

#023 - First Class Funk

"First Class Funk is an Indica-dominant Hybrid cross between GMO and Jet Fuel Gelato. "

Burb | BC Zaza

#022 - Burb | BC Zaza

"BC Zaza is a sativa-dominant hybrid strain that crosses Animal Face and Sherb Crasher strains. Strong tropical fruit and vanilla flavours offer a delicious sweet and sour aroma combination."

OGEN | Lemon Z

#021 - OGEN | Lemon Z

"Our Lemon Z #42 is a sativa-dominant strain that provides a punchy lemon aroma with hints of warm brown sugar and chocolate. "

Ogen  | Early Glue

#020 - Ogen | Early Glue

"Early Glue RBx1 is the reverse back-cross of GG4 x Black Fire F-1 with GG4. The result? A distinctly creamy aroma with a funky floral finish"

Ogen | Freshly Baked #76

#019 - Ogen | Freshly Baked #76

"Hot out of our oven, Freshly Baked #76 has an aroma that features a mix of gas, creamy sweetness and hits of spice. It really takes the cake!"

Highland Grow | Gaelic Fire

#018 - Highland Grow | Gaelic Fire

"This potent indica dominant strain exhibits flavours of citrus and sour with buds that range from forest green to pale purple."

BZAM | Nut Butter

#017 - BZAM | Nut Butter

"This indica-dominant hybrid flower is THC potent with an earthy, nutty, and sweet flavour. "

Greybeard |  Afghani Drifter

#016 - Greybeard | Afghani Drifter

"Afghani Drifter is a hybrid strain with bright green buds, generously laced with orange-hued filaments and covered in frosty trichomes."

LBS | Sunset

#015 - LBS | Sunset

"Sunset is an indica-dominant strain with a spicy pepper and clove aroma, and very strong THC potency."

TWD | Indica

#014 - TWD | Indica

"Indica is a strain with very high THC potency potential and very little CBD. Where you find Twd., you’ll find value. It’s that simple."

Color Cannabis  | Mango Haze

#013 - Color Cannabis | Mango Haze

"A sativa-dominant strain with mild THC potency."

Carmel | M.A.C. 1

#012 - Carmel | M.A.C. 1

"Bred by Capulator, MAC 1 is a balanced hybrid created through crossing Jaws' Alien Cookies with his Miracle 15 male."

Doja - Canopy Growth  | C99 ( Cinderella 99)

#011 - Doja - Canopy Growth | C99 (Cinderella 99)

"This Sativa strain, in dried flower form, has a strong THC content and may contain CBD. It may boost energy levels and create a feeling of euphoria. Its naturally occurring terpenes emit skunky and earthy aromas"

Carmel | Garlic Breath

#010 - Carmel | Garlic Breath

"Long dense buds covered in resin. Funky aroma of garlic and coffee. Flavours are rich and earthy with a sweet, herbal taste on the exhale. "

Carmel  | Animal Face

#009 - Animal Face | Carmel Cannabis

"Long, mossy green buds with bright orange hairs have a strong aroma of gas, backed by flavours of lemon and cake."

BOAZ | Pizza Breath Artisanal

#008 - BOAZ | Pizza Breath Artisanal

"This handcrafted 50-50 hybrid strain is a cross of GMO Cookies x (Zktlz x OG Kush), with an aroma of onions, mushrooms and garlic and a flavour that is earthy and peppery."

Peanut Butter MAC | BLK MKT

#007 - Peanut Butter MAC | BLK MKT

"This particular cultivar is a colourful and highly mixed family tree that can be good for anyone experienced, regardless if they are looking for a Haze, Afghan or Kush."

Alien SinMint | BLKMKT

#006 - Alien SinMint | BLKMKT

"Alien SinMint Cookies is an indica-dominant hybrid that crosses Alien OG with Sin Mint Cookies. Experience light & large frosty buds which overpower the nose with sharp traces of mint, and a subtle earthy, flowery sweetness."

Cherry Punch | BLKMKT

#005 - Cherry Punch | BLKMKT

"The Cherry Punch is a mix of AK-47 and Purple Punch F2. The AK-47 is a sativa-dominant genetic hybrid with Colombian, Mexican, Thai, and Afghani varieties as well. The Purple Punch F2 is a cross with the Larry OG and Granddaddy Purple cultivars which makes it an indica-dominant cultivar."

White Wedding | Msiku

#004 - White Wedding | Msiku

“A vibrant, purple and green strain coated in a heavy layer of trichomes reminiscent of an
early winter frost. White Wedding is a unique and heavy hitter with earthy notes and coffee
undertones. Hang Dried and hand trimmed to preserve aroma and flavours.” - OCS

Dancehall | Spinach

#003 - Dancehall | Spinach

"Dancehall Spinach is a hybrid between Juanita La Lagrimosa x Kalijah"

Cold Creek Kush | Redecan

#002 - Cold Creek Kush | Redecan

"Cold Creek Kush is a MK Ultra x Chemdawg 91 hybrid strain"

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